1. The Big Mouth Toys Toilet Mug.
The description reads, "Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?" I guess that speaks for itself. Also available in medicine bottle, hand grenade and recycling bin.
2. Fred & Friends Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters.
It's what Chuck Norris is using for all of his Christmas baking this year. The best part is, they come in these three "outstanding ninja attack poses."
Kikkerland Dapper 'Staches Silicone Drink Markers'.
We can never keep our water glasses straight at Christmas dinner, so try these, or other versions in holiday shapes, as an inexpensive housewarming gift for the dinner host or hostess.
Right. Because slicing your banana was that difficult before.
40 Super Bright Finger Flashlights.
It makes sense, and they're perfect for camping. Just attach any 10 of these 40 miniature flashlights to your fingers and you'll never be in the dark again. You'll look stupid, and they'll probably drive you nuts, but hey? Why not. Use the other 30 for illuminating your toes, your pencil or pen, etc…
6.
Casual Canine Snowsuit.
Because nothing says 'I love you' to your dog like zipping it up inside a snowsuit. Just hope he doesn't have to go potty.
7.
Norpor Chicken Timer.
I think the egg timer came first, but this is a great improvement on the old design. Product description specifically recommends handwashing. I also recommend handwashing after handling chickens.
8.
Bacon Shaped Adhesive Bandages.
It's fifteen bandages in a handy collector's tin. Also available in pickle, toast, mustache, underpants and Jesus.
He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special on DVD.
As twins Prince Adam and Princess Adora (aka He-Man and She-Ra) celebrate their birthday on Eternia, bumbling sorcerer Orko is accidentally transported to Earth during the holiday season. After befriending two wayward children, Orko returns home, bringing the kids and the spirit of Christmas with him. Will the Yuletide cheer be enough to thwart the evil plots of vile villains Skeletor and Hordak?
10.
Slipper Genie Microfiber Cleaning Slippers.
Nothing says, "I love you hunny," like a pair of slippers.
